Imagine, if you will, a parallel universe. Up is down, black is white, on is off, and The Splinters are... well, something else. Here are just some of the names we didn't choose. Feel free to name your band one of these, but don't forget where you got the idea: Junkyard Jukebox Nucular Realators Letterbox The Consultants kettleblack We Three Things The Entropics Eminent Domain The ArcWelders Outside Chance The Inopportunists The Incontinentals Everything Must Go! 60 Hertz  Ohm's Lawyers Vile Voltage Mystery Guest Express Train Local Exit Last Train Wreck to Memphis Spice Rack Designated Driver Rusty Dumpster